wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Randomize
