Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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