Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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