You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
