can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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