Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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