sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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