Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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