"it" just moved
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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