Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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