So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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