Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It was confusing and full of hummus
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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