my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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