Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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