Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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