Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
grandma shit on top of the toilet
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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