did you get engaged???
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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