If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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