I just threw up on my dentist
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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