So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
The air taste purple.
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