Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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