Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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