STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
