i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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