For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
