I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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