OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
What a dumb baby whore.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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