Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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