So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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