her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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