did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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