and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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