I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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