life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
do herpes really smell.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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