I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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