I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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