margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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