Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize