i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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