Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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