all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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