I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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