I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
tell me about the fingering
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