Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize