I'm drive I can fine osifer
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Girls should come with a carfax report
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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