And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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