Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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