ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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