I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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