that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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