Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My ass is underappreciated
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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