Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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