so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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