so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Come see our sink grown plant.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
