I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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