p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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